Recent events...

...are beyond belief! ALL of them! I scent chaos and destruction about to be unleashed upon my beloved America by Satan's minions! Their eternal berths in hell are guaranteed!

I am...

...78 FUCKING years old, am disabled to the extent that I cannot shoulder a rifle,can barely breathe because of advanced COPD, injured back, neck and both shoulders.!! EVIL! PURE FUCKING EVIL! I have dozens of friends on three continents who KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER TAKE AN INNOCENT LIFE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! GOT IT?!?

And...

... some shitstain(s) have been spreading rumors all over Arizona City that I am a terrorist!!

Terrorist??

ME, who has never taken a human life when legally armed, confronted with the imminent danger of death or great bodily harm!?!? And backed by Florida's stand-your-ground laws?!? Twice?!? ME? Whom hundreds, if not thousands worldwide know to be a lifelong, expert rifleman and hunter since boyhood? ME? A FUCKING TERRORIST?? Some fucksticks are on ACID!! FOUL!!

Definition...

Helicopter: A collection of moving parts, traveling in the same direction, bent on self destruction. Blow a tail rotor drive shaft or tail rotor gear box and your ass is dog meat! Right NOW!!

A long-dead friend...

...was fond of saying, "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you..."