Friendship?

I sought only friendship in this shithole little town.  The Christian fundamentalists across the street offered it...

Treachery was the result.  Their treachery. You can never trust a fundamentalist, regardless of the god he worships, because he can excuse any perfidy committed in the name of his faith.  So Pat the Rat is on notice.  I know what you are and I know where you live and your wife shares your guilt.

Do not sleep too soundly, scumbag.  You made a mortal enemy when you could have had a lifelong friend.

I make a very bad enemy, and a very good friend.

You made the wrong choice.

More's the pity...