Guess it's payback time, eh, scumbags?  You stole a $100.00 flashlight last night and when I woke up, my computer was on, connected to the Net, and my email opened.

Gee.  What a big surprise.  Slime only oozes at night.  They won't come in here during the day and get large chunks blown off them with a 12 gauge.

They're odorous green slime, oozing out from under their rocks around 0400 or so, creeping the place, stealing little things.

Mom:  "What do you do for a living son?"

Son:  "I'm odorous green slime, serving my Satanic masters, who oozes into an old man's apartment when he's asleep, always when he is asleep, and steals from him.  Dad would be really proud, wouldn't he?"