FBI crawling up my ass and have been for months.  They must like it up there.  All warm and dark... 

I have no idea why, but I have been under moderate surveillance for weeks and heavy surveillance during the past three days.   Getting the "face" from a variety of scumbags.

Hell, I am 76 and have no firearms.  Why don't they just man up and grab my old ass?

It's a mystery to me.