You wouldn't believe what is going on around here.

We left our trailer for two hours on day one and some shitstain snuck in and sabotaged part of our electrical system.  It takes truly bold souls to attack senior citizens.

Cowards.  Snailslime. Psychopaths.  You should all be slowly hoisted by your necks from a handy lamp post (two or more) with your toes two inches off the ground.  I would love to video your faces as your tongues begin to protrude and your faces turn from lavender to purple to black.  Hellava lot better entertainment than the pathetic NFL...

And if you gagged during the process, that would be sauce on the souffle...`