I deleted my last post because it was a bit juvenile, the one about my NVD being sabotaged by the reptiles.

I looked for them on eBay and they're all over the place for around fifty bucks, so replacing it is no big deal.  Hell, I might even buy two...

I live in hurricane country and if we get hit, the power can be down for weeks, so a NVD is a very handy gadget.  It's also very handy for flushing stalkers out of the bushes.  I've done that three times with Pat the Rat's handler.  The bitch panicked.  After all, we're dealing with a crop of devout cowards here...and he is a skinny black-haired cunt.