Were I...

...the "arch criminal" some delusional fools seem to believe that I am, would I be sitting on my tired old ass in some shithole, alone and unarmed? Or would I be living on my own private, heavily fortified island, surrounded with about 100 deadly, highly trained and heavily armed Boer mercs, with every hi-tech device known and some unknown to mankind, prepared to defend my life aginst the absolute scum of the earth? Think about it, assholes~!! (If thinking is actually possible...) Disaster awaits those who believe their own lies~!