Congratulations, shitstains. You have corrupted my only, beloved daughter. You have emperiled her very soul. The terrible magnitude of her crime is far beyond the comprehension of most civilized people. Which, obviously, defines you. Your capacity for evil is boundless. Satan's spawns... Your quarters in hell have been long reserved... And if you think that I will go off the rails and over amp because of this, you might want to return to Fuckaround University to refresh your psych training.