Real men...

hunt Cape Buff. Real men skydive. Real men sail the Big Blue. Real men fly Hercs. And 747's. And DC-3's. And Beech 18's. Real men do not destroy others for fun and profit. Real men help the helpless and feed the starving and help the sick. And the dying. Real men don't steal cell phones. Millenial soy boys and snowflakes do that. Real men stand up. Cowards and jackals and sneak thieves do otherwise.