This one goes out to the neolithic little punk who occasionally likes to take over my computer and cause the page I'm on, i.e. Facebook or Twitter, etc., to scroll to the bottom and stay there, and who also likes to cause my cursor to go a little bit crazy.  I'd bet the pencil-dicked little slime bucket controls my page feed with one hand, while masturbating to Internet porn with the other, playing with his minuscule three-inch dick.  He obviously can't attract a real woman to do it for him, or a semi-man, as the case may be, being equipped for life with such a miserably pathetically inadequate little member, as he is...