Do you pathetic perps across the street think you are immune to retaliation?  If so, you are fools.  Yes, you have all the mind cotrol technologies, but I have bullets.  500 grain .458 Winchester Magnum solids which will blow the engine block out of your car, and never mind what they will do to you.  300 grain .375 H and H Swift A Frame soft points, which, in fact, are not very soft.  They penetrate very well.  And there's more, but you can figure it out, since you have looted my home. I have all this, just for you.

Time to relocate, reptiles, if you value your lives.

And I didn't even mention the 5.56 popgun or the .41 Magnum...