This morning, since I'd been up all night reading, I was sitting in my garage smoking a cigar and drinking a beer.  (I don't adhere to a nine-to-five regimen.  I sleep when I can, day or night.) It was all very peaceful.  Then here comes the bitch across the street at 0830 local, dragging out her fucking leaf blower, which infuriated me.  I can't count the times she has done this while I was siting in my usual chair in the garage, enjoying the beautiful skies and watching the occasional wildlife that stops by or passes through.

I have fucking had enough of that leaf blower.

More than enough.

You are on notice.  Blow your fucking leaves after I have retreated indoors or you will come to regret your continued harassment. Christian cultist bitch!